she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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