So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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