You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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