the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
operation have a gay friend backfired
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Randomize
