You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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