I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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