My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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