I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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