it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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