Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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