is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
there is puke in my bra ... again
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