dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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