who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Randomize
