"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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