I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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