drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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