just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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