I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Randomize
