Where is the hickey?
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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