I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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