We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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