David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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