hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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