I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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