I want to have your abortion
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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