How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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