Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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