What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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