its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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