I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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