did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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