So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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