her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
i out mim tonsoeep
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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