i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
