hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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