Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
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