I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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