you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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