She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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