the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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