it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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