TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
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