We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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