My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
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