hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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