About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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