We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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