I love black thongs
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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