Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
A+ Viking dick
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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