WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
He passed out mid-signature
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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